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Microwave shuffle

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.
I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.
by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009
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mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.
by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009
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bun shuffling

When a man sticks his penis in between two thicc women's booties and shakes back and forth between them until ejaculation.
Guy: Bro I went bun shuffling with Amy and Sarah last night and it was awesome!
by N16H7SL1C3 October 18, 2017
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Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.
by JimBim2 April 15, 2009
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A Solitaire Shuffle

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'
by Ipcress March 7, 2016
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The Westside Shuffle

What is the west side shuffle you may ask?

Westside shuffle: the act of reckless driving on the westside of Youngstown, Ohio. Typically on the one way, 2 lane roads oakwood (eastbound) and Connecticut ave (westbound) acts of reckless driving or “shufflin” is included (but not limited to) speeding, disobeying stop lights/signals, inoperable merging signals and from time to time a “close call fender bender” or even traveling the incorrect way on the one way routes. typically hood rats and uninsured motorists partake in the “westside shuffle”
“Yo fuck that light homie hit the westside shuffle”
by Switchbladeg3 September 26, 2019
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Boston Shuffle

When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.
“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter
by Chelvis Presley June 7, 2018
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