shank

to stab someone and then rape the wound

i'm gonna shank you!

by suckerfoo February 17, 2004

shanks

A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. One who fails to download porn properly from the internet

"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computer work? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"

by lord nobcheese August 25, 2006

shank

To shank: used in olden times as well as now, eecept in old times it was when assasinating some one... anyway. its to stab with a home made knife and breaking the blade off so it becomes stuck

king bill was shanked;
Joe the bruiser shanked the snitch

by knify McKnifester April 20, 2004

shank

1. hot gay sunday morning sex

2. thank

1. gay guy #1: i want to shank you
gay guy #2: oh baby

2. girl #1: shank you
boy #1: np

by xStenx June 20, 2007

shank

a shank is a homemade device resembling a knife. You can fashion a shank out of many things, most commonly: glass shards

to shank someone means to stab them with a shank. Derived from prisons as inmates would make shanks by sharpening spoons or using a piece of broken glass and wrapping half with duct tape for a handle.

"Did you see that guys shank? He keeps it tucked in his sock."

"He shanked that mo-fo good!"

by Sheynk January 3, 2010

Shank

verb

To go for a shit and get so bored you end up masturbating

"God i was on the toilet for so long yesterday i ended up having a shank"

"You were in the toilet for a very long time, were you shanking?"

by 3dd0 March 8, 2009

Shank

To shank
1-To mishit (in sport)
2-To crap something up e.g. a relationship

1-Damn! I shanked that last shot!
2-I really shanked what we had going on, didn't I?

by Tomas-N November 12, 2007