Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.
“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”
by mohawkgavin May 01, 2021
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EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*
by direct crit October 21, 2023
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EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK

me when i see otherwise innocent words become sexual
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO MADE BUNNY RABIT A SEXUAL TERM
by direct crit October 20, 2023
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When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 01, 2019
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Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.
An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.
by creideiki333 November 11, 2011
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Good Art Has No Excuses

A saying which states that one artist (a writer, painter, author, musician, etc.) should be allowed to only make art for himself and not for random people he doesn't know, but should keep in mind that it should not excuse him from making poor quality art.
As a writer, I only write for myself and not random strangers who read my novels, but that doesn't excuse me from writing good quality books. Every artist should know that good art has no excuses. Ever.
by CelticEagle February 19, 2019
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Some not very good excuses.
"Like it says on the board, inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses means they're not very good excuses."
by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022
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