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Zoom Meeting

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.
“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.
by ZombieManager April 5, 2022
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zoom date

Dating via remote video conference software such as FaceTime or Zoom. This form of distance dating has become increasingly popular during the social distancing guidelines enforced during pandemic times.
Hey Suzy, I'm worried about getting the 'rona. Shall we try a "Zoom Date" instead?
by René Bris April 4, 2020
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Zoom Cooler

The modern day replacement of the proverbial “water cooler” where people gather and have a quick chat about current events prior to their online work call commencing.
Bravo and I discussed the game at the “Zoom Cooler” before the sales meeting started
by Capt. Bravo March 26, 2021
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Super Zooms

I cant see anything without me super zooms on.
by OnMENogin October 18, 2008
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Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID
‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom
by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020
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Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, self victimized, and suffers from mental illnesses such as boarder-line personality disorder.
You hear that zoom head yap his/her trap?

The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.

I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.

How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.

That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.

That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.

Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.

These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
by Zoom Head February 22, 2021
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