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Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!
by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 10, 2014
mugGet the Tainted Tractormug.

taint paster

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.
hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.
by heil hitla June 3, 2010
mugGet the taint pastermug.

taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
by RatDog904 July 28, 2011
mugGet the taint bonnetmug.

taint knot

When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.
oh shit I forgot to trim my gooch. I am rockin some mean taint knots.
by grizzlyAdam August 12, 2006
mugGet the taint knotmug.

taint meat

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass
by super_grover August 28, 2003
mugGet the taint meatmug.

Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.
While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!
by Cronus29 December 7, 2011
mugGet the Taint rugmug.

taint goop

the goop that comes from the crevice between the ballsack and the asshole
damn cooper you got so much taint goop.
by goyotoyo April 24, 2016
mugGet the taint goopmug.

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