dwarf squirt

dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.

"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."

by Careble rowehoe June 25, 2018

Squirt Cobain

The act of shooting yourself in the face with your own semen, typically occurring while whacking off while lying on your back.

I was 8 pages deep on pornhub tranny searches when a Brazilian turned me into Squirt Cobain.

by The2ly February 13, 2020

hersey squirts

A chocolate mess that resembles a melted hersey bar.

- Man, I had to run to the bathroom.

-Hersey squirts struck again, huh?

by THEpimpKNOWNasCOOL January 10, 2012

Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake

You cunts are going to approve my word sooner or later, I won't give up on Hershey's Squirt

by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020

Bert squirts

The diarrhea experienced 3-12 hours after consuming food from a Filiberto's Restaurant.

After consuming an order of Carne Asada Fries for lunch, Randy was struck with an extreme case of the Bert Squirts and was trapped in the restroom for several hours.

by iguessitstim October 2, 2010

Hofstra Squirt

When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.

Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure

"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"

by hofstra squirt May 20, 2008

Hershey Squirts

diarrhea

Thos tacos gave me a mean case of the hershey squirts.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002