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Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
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Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
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Lumberjacking

When you release your bowels into someone else's gaping hole, and they proceed to flip over and do it vice versa.
I wouldn't hook up with Anthony. I found lumberjacking porn on his computer.
by Joe Dirtiest April 24, 2021
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Lumberjack chic

A man who is hairy on the top but chic on bottom. Is down with the latest trends and grooms his beard daily. He’s more metro then woodsy, 65% metro 35% woodsy.
Oh he is so lumberjack chic, his beard is on point as well his outfit
by gucci~g February 2, 2018
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Lumberjacking

When you run into a Halloween party with a pre determined person and grab a bottle of pink Whitney. Then you smash it like an axe on their head and yell, “lumberjack!”. Then you sprint out the house screaming.
“I’m gonna lumberjacking the party!” Nathan said.
by Billyyyyymple8292 June 12, 2024
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The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.
"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.
by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025
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Lumberjack

Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.
Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!
by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011
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Lumberjacking Off

A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.
"I made a huge mess from lumberjacking off. Plus I think my roommates think we're logging."
by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017
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