Keg

A word used to describe a people pleaser with no friends. This can also be used for people who have done you dirty and cannot be trusted.

She hooked up with my boyfriend... she’s such a keg!

by chikneesgirl April 4, 2021

keg spray

Getting peed on by multiple people at once for sexual gratification.

Man, my girlfriend and some pf her friends keg sprayed me last night. It was awesome!

by yah_mama June 7, 2021

polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.

"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"

by Yoford July 18, 2016

kick the keg

Umm stop, you take your foot… put a sock on, add some flip flops, next buy a keg, and kick it.

Kendra- “what do you wanna do today”

Jocelyn- “kick the keg”

by Tommyj123456 August 21, 2022

Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.

Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?

by Falling Elements January 23, 2018

Kegging

Kegging is a sexual action involving stuffing an alcoholic beverage or bottle into one’s asshole so the pouring end faces outwards. The person can now be used as a human keg to pour drinks for everyone.

Pelham was telling me he wanted to try kegging with his girlfriend, I don’t know it seems kind of gross.

by Alreet0011011 March 11, 2025

Keg Peg

When you drop your gut on her forhead while she blows you.

I keg pegged your mom last night , while you played with legos.

by Oh my white god October 10, 2020