A cheeseburger with no cheese, cheese on the side, three patties (grilled to perfection), 1 medium rare bun, 1 medium-done bun, a steak on the side, extra relish, extra extra relish, extra extra extra relish, and a corndog stabbed through the middle. No pickles.

"Hi, sir, welcome to McDonalds; can I take your order?"
"Can I have a Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish?"
"..."
"The meal or a triple cheeseburger with twice the amount of relish?"
"..."
"Alright, I'll make it."
"..."

by WelcomeToYourLife November 29, 2025

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coronavirus chicken cheeseburger

ur #1 bestie buckaroo who u shall die forsies 💤 tesco clubcardio tesco hostage

"your my coronavirus chicken cheeseburger!"

"what's that supposed to mean"
" ur my bestie boo"

by jamatronuim March 5, 2025

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The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020

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