Bastard Behind the Eyes

The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.

Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

by The Hylander July 8, 2018

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spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

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bastard from the bush

someone who lives in the bush

Jim: Hey look at that bird.
Bob: Yeah he is a bastard from the bush.

by Robert_Skull January 27, 2009

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Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

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The heel character of the YouTuber Beastmode9000 debuted on July 21st, 2018 where he had a creepy vibe, but then this character took a more egotistical approach. As Beast later said: "I'm not good at the creepy stuff, it turns out cringey. So I wanted to tweak this character so he had an egotistical edge to him, like some past wrestlers." Needless to say the character was a huge hit with his fans, they started to cheer this new version but Beast didn't want that, he wanted him to be bood. He started making this character cut more vile & degrading promos to the point of almost offense to the viewers but people stuck around because they "wanted to see what he would say next". The G.O.A.T held the Undisputed IWGP World Title for 680 days and was undefeated for nearly 3 years, he had beaten so many challengers, he had even retired Jushin "Thunder" Liger, then came Xavier Young. At Wrestle Kingdom in 2021, these two had a 20 minute 5 star classic match. After a hard landing on the outside by the G.O.A.T, Young threw him into the ring and hit him with a Pop Up Face Crusher for the win. The title reign & undefeated streak of the G.O.A.T had been ended. We have yet to see him (writing this on June 22nd 2021) apart from a short video on Beast's channel in which The G.O.A.T pushed the camera over violently while saying "Get that fucking camera out of my face." Beastmode9000 said he has "big plans" for the character so we will see where The G.O.A.T's journey takes him in the future.

"I am The Greatest Of All Time, the reigning Undisputed IWGP World Champion, the Undisputed Future, and I hate every single one of you disgusting, worthless, waste of space peasants! Bow down to me, I am your God!"

How The G.O.A.T Beastmode9000 sometimes signs off

by InternetDeepDiver June 22, 2021

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