A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
by adem g September 8, 2013
Get the Jizz Ticketsmug. An oblong snowball used use for wiping your asshole after taking a shit in the woods when there is no toilet paper.
by The Slane April 1, 2017
Get the Snow ticketmug. New York City mayor bill deblasio failed bail reform program where criminals are given free mets tickets, gift cards, and other amenities as an incentive for them to show up to court.
He slashed 4 people in the Bronx, punched two Asian women in the nyc subway, was finally arrested, but was quickly released without bail and given mets tickets in hopes he shows up to court for his hearing.
by gabbagooo February 20, 2021
Get the Mets ticketsmug. To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.
To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
by Ramin M August 1, 2006
Get the whip ticketmug. by Muthaphukker January 19, 2022
Get the Timber ticketmug. A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is where a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. It cannot be denied or reversed
by mister bum hole November 25, 2019
Get the booty ticketmug. Use this phrase when someone knew it was coming, so they deserve the consequences. This phrase was said in "Airplane!" the movie.
A rollercoaster breaks in the middle of a ride and the people inside the rollercoaster are in danger.
"They bought their ticket," says a bystander of the situation.
"They bought their ticket," says a bystander of the situation.
by Timmy Mea. April 2, 2021
Get the They bought their ticketmug.