SLAB

Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.

friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.

friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!

by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020

Whip da slab

Driving a car.

Ay you tryna whip da slab?

by skatman1 October 26, 2020

slab

a slav who dabs

A slab's sittin there and reloads his AK

by PlacidHysteria April 17, 2017

slab

A girl that will fuck the whole gang

There's a couple of slabs in every school

by Team23 June 1, 2017

Slab

Sl-ab , To slab somebody is to love them.

Slabbing somebody is for to fall for them.

Mia: "Hey? see that guy, Ben?"
Brianna: "Yeah?"
Mia: "I slab him!"
Brianna: OMG! Mia, You're Slabbing!!!"

by RushiKan1999 June 16, 2017

Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm

Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter

by Meat slammer February 12, 2017

Slab

A slab is basically a side hoe. Or one of many hoes.

I got lots of slabs on the side. (I got lots of hoes on the side.)

by Heather Sterling September 18, 2016