Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016

Plant purge

Normally used in social media groups to define a post where a gardener or plant person is going to sell off a lot of plants for under market value in order to sell them quickly

I'm having a plant purge at 7pm today! Rules will be posted soon, I have some rare monsteras, some commons and more!

by Freedom Phoenix February 27, 2022

Plant Pattern

A pattern of behavior engaged in by extremely insecure people, exhibiting zero self-awareness, trading dignity for attention, and being actively, rather than passively, annoying; also see "Rhubarb"

What the fuck is he wearing?! The Plant Pattern is in full effect here

by Afatbeardedfellow April 22, 2019

Magical Plants

Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.

Bruh wanna smoke some magical plants and eat some chocolate lucky charms?

by Jstu May 27, 2018

sling the plant

The act of selling marijuana

Joe advised his clients not to sling the plant.

by Brownshoesmonty August 23, 2022

peace plant

a term for marijuana

Dude, lets get the krew together and smoke da peace plant.

by superdamian July 20, 2008

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011