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Mommy but ITS BETTER.
Mommy is so sexy but i prefer to call her mummy.
by Maryy_dddd September 6, 2022
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Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 23, 2020
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Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.
Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!
by Honeydog November 4, 2014
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Mummy Buddy

When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife
Chad: Bro me and Xan did a mummy buddy on his girl
Rest of the Frat house: Bro no way!!
by Jesus Sins October 2, 2020
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fairy mummies

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies
by dnddemigod January 14, 2015
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Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)
by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022
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Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything . You mean everything to me ! You make the world a better place . Your so inspiring and generous . Your fantastic .
Love you to the moon and back ~ Jazz XxXxX
Jojo - Mummy is the definition of Being a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful
by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019
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