bright side of the moon

An extremely white ass.

Her bright side of the moon was showing, so I told her how embarrasing it looks.

by WWJD? July 6, 2007

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

I love you to the moon and back

To love someone all the way around/inside his or her butt and away/out.

Beyoncé: Do you still like me?
Jay-Z: Gril, I love you to the moon and back.

by Mick Phersurani May 30, 2014

shaking the Moog

Someone who is really into what they're doing; Someone who is unnecessarily overdoing something
Origin:The Moog is, or course, the tiny funny sounding synthesizer featured in many 80's New Wave bands. Even though it is an electronic device, more intense keyboard players may be tempted to pick it up and shake it, as if trying to squeze an extra bit of vibrato out of it.

That guy on line for Star Wars in the Jar Jar Binks costume is really shaking the Moog.

by Funknotron May 16, 2006

Talking to the Moon

An amazing song by an amazing singer that was ruined by stupid TikTok kids.

Ally: What's your favorite song, Josh?
Josh: Talking to the Moon.
Ally: OMG *starts dancing*

by iTookAHarSHIT August 1, 2021

to the moon

"to the moon" an expression of great anger, a threatening statement meaning someone will hit someone else so hard they'll go flying to the moon. The expression is used after someone is told by another of something they did that angers them. It is also usually shouted.

"Honey I broke your favourite mug" "You did what! To the moon Karen!"
"I'm gonna tell the boss you ate his lunch in the break room, you're so fired after this" "to the moon carl!"
"oh hey, I smashed up your brand new piano by the way" "WHAT! to the moon johnny!"

by Grav Tristen May 30, 2019

you can't fight the moonlight

Phrase lifted from some song. It is now an allusion to the futility of trying to claim copyright on generic, pointless ideas, particularly within internet fandoms. Has something to do with purple dogs, swans with dogs shoved up their asses, and deviantart.com. Maybe. We can't say for sure.

"Holy shit I came up with bat-winged transvestite raver Anubis stop drawing him"
"You can't fight the moonlight, baby."

by tengu shoes November 8, 2004