The Master List

A prestigious secretive preset list of all single girls that score above an 8 on a 10 point hotness scale. Usually The Master List is formulated for a large social gathering involving a very overwhelming group of horny guys that are looking to close on a one night stand

“Wow you see that smoke over there..? She’s for sure on The Master List “

“Have you seen The Master list? No way I don’t close tonight”

“Are you on the Master list?? Are you on the Master list?? I NEED TO KNOW!!”

by Bottomofthe9th April 21, 2021

Master Wong

A martial arts youtuber with over 2 million subscribers with nothing but fake, choreographed fights and testing his ridiculous techniques with his punchbag students and never with live resistance.

Guy: YO MASTER WONG TAUGHT ME THAT YOU SHOULD HIT THE NUT, GRAB THE NUT, AND RIP THE NUT OFF SO THEY CAN'T SUCK ANYMORE DEECK!!!

Guy 2: OMG NICE!!

by sIRMAI August 7, 2019

Special Master

One of Trump’s kinks. He likes to have his special master to look through his stolen documents, Melania’s nudes, and Stormy’s pink panties. Colloquially it can be used when you want some one to watch, preside over and referee a particularly nasty sex act.

Can we appoint a special master to watch when I shit on your face? Just to make it fair?

by Jumpluffs September 2, 2022

buzz master

One who has a continuous buzz all day or night.Usually from beer and functions as if they were sober.

Andrew is a buzz master.

by Buzz master's roommate March 5, 2012

Master fensei

One who has mastered the art of finessin. This includes sneaking into music festivals, gettin bitches, stacking mad cheese, etc.

joe always be finessin, therefore one day he will own the title master fensei (fen-say)

by Master Fensei November 15, 2016

Cat Master

A Cat Master is a male who owns many cats (More than 4) and his world revolves around them. He is in Love with all of them. Not to be confused with the Crazy Cat Lady.

That guy over there keeps 10 cats in his house, he must be a Cat Master.

by vg718 May 19, 2016

Masters of Google

An elite group of hackers, and touch typers who have perfected the art of googling at extremely rapid speeds of 1 search/second. Considered a rare breed, only 99 exist in the modern world.

"Holy shit, Mark is a genius at computers"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"

by ProjectWonderful February 12, 2014