Kaden is a super sexy looking man. He never fails to put a smile on your face. No matter what he always makes you feel like you are worth it. Kaden is a very loving man and has a very amazing heart!
by Bballplayer12345 June 1, 2023
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The lamest most awful HORRIBLE scrub you'll EVER meet. He has black hair and wears a shitty black headset and drinks soda 5x a day. Absolute degenerate with nothing better to do while I have a massive cock that can break through 3 tons of steel. That's right. I'm so much cooler. Me. Kaden will also live in a room that has a crappy pokemon squishmallow that nobody likes. And a purple and white gaming chair. Yeah.
Kaden: "Hey guys it's me Kaden! I'm Kaden from Loserland!"
Me: *eradicates Kaden with the super ultra mega death beam 9000*
Women: Wow, that guy who killed kaden brutally is so cool! Let's have intense sex with him!
Me: *eradicates Kaden with the super ultra mega death beam 9000*
Women: Wow, that guy who killed kaden brutally is so cool! Let's have intense sex with him!
by ssapz August 3, 2025
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by ;)… March 20, 2023
Get the Kaden mug.kaden is a sweet, smart, and handsome looking boy. He's very much a simp, and always wants to be around his girlfriend. He is always either texting or calling her. Hes very protective and will do anything for his friends and girlfriend. Hes not really a families person but will always have their backs. everyone loves him and would be so sad if he had moved away or stopped being friends with them. Hes his girlfriends hero and will always be.
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