shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004

Palm jockey

Chronic masturbator.

That guy is such a palm jockey.

by Spazzyspizzy April 19, 2010

PP Jockey

A male or female that loves to ride a male penis. Performing intercourse with a male. Usually willing to fornicate at any time.

Girl you are a little PP Jockey!

by HopDaddy August 3, 2018

jockey wanks

a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.

come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.

by Tudgey October 21, 2008

pocket jockey

An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.

Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.

That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.

I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.

by John Romine August 21, 2008

spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.

Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy

by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020