Harper

A Harper is the most athletic girl you will meet. She’s super attractive, and has all the boys falling for her. Harper has lots in common with other people so, she has tons of friends. You can tell any Harper a secret and they will keep it forever if you want them to🥰. Harper’s are always best friends to anyone and will have anyone’s back no matter what!! I love Harpers so much!!

Friend: Harper I am so jealous of you. You are so pretty and perfect

Harper: That’s very sweet of you but you shouldn’t be intimidated by me. Nobody is perfect. I’m jealous of you!!

Boy: “geez” who’s the girl

Boys friend: oh you mean Harper?

Boy: if Harpers the one who is really good at sports and is the prettiest girl I have ever seen then yes that is Harper

by Sup Kate July 14, 2019

Harper

Harper leaves the game when he gets salty.

Oh Luke has gone and done a Harper

by UnkownUser69 May 6, 2020

Mary Harper

Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!

guy1. “Do you know Mary Harper?!?“
guy2. “Yeah, but she to all the boys.”

by FORTNITELOVER35 October 2, 2020

Harper James

my bestie westie , phat azz, very pretty, swag

“aye harper james, shes so pretty”

by 1234egirl April 10, 2021

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Harper Mahood

A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.

"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."

by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024

Stephen Harper

22nd Canadian Prime minister (Canadian equivalent to prime minister). I suppose he did decent in handling the economy during the 2008 recession. But still has the flaws of every other conservative pm.

Doug: Look its Stephen Harper.

by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021