by john3456 November 1, 2008
Get the Fort Ballinmug. by Fort 51 September 21, 2003
Get the Fort 51mug. The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.
hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
by Todd Sholbunket February 5, 2020
Get the fort collinsmug. A sexual act in which a relationship is terminated in the process of ejaculating on a partner's face.
by RomancerBruce June 22, 2011
Get the Fort Sumtermug. a beautiful, moderately sized town with the best weed in the US.
Also,this is more like the high schools:
PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
Also,this is more like the high schools:
PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
by 2_0 June 30, 2008
Get the fort collinsmug. by Puffin415 July 24, 2013
Get the Fort Knoxingmug. by SylveticHearts January 19, 2021
Get the Fort Analmug.