Cooch Pooch

Cervix and Uterus area.

She got kicked in the cooch pooch!

by Silairam June 12, 2023

cooch crumpets

a genital yeast infection

the doctor diagnosed me with cooch crumpets

by hgffff March 27, 2019

Cooch Pouch

A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.

John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.

Mike: *shaking his head*

by smilesalot February 6, 2014

Cooch Cremé

Often mistaken as a cosmetic product, Cooch Cremé is in fact a by-product of Busting ones Igler (AKA. popping their cherry) Cooch Cremé has a similar consistency to cottage cheese.

Damn Son, you busted the Igler wide open and got Cooch Cremé everywhere!

by Beegan January 23, 2017

Cooch Capture

A photo of a woman's vagina generally sent over a text

" Erica just sent me a Cooch Capture while I was showing my parents a video, I'm so screwed. "

by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023

cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.

My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!

by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022