click smut

Internet articles with no respectable content that are designed SOLELY for the purpose of getting people to click on their shit. Link titles often include "what happens next is amazing!" or similar

"This stranger just gave a random dog a dictionary. You won't believe what happens next!" <-click smut

by Mudroot37 December 18, 2014

Barlous click

That face you make when you clench your teeth and spread your mouth widely to the side and slightly downwards, so that the tendons in the side of your neck stand out, as you widen your eyes, furrow your brows, and give a little shrug.

Torris Demmock turned round to the expectant audience and gave a linguering Barlous click.

by Vizzage January 09, 2023

click stick

What is commonly referred to as a: Television remote

Jeremy: Yo fart-gargler, where'd you hide the click stick?
Donnie: Check the couch!

by Keegan Gnartin April 04, 2008

Dick Click

A disorder of the temporomandibular joint symptomatic of a click caused by excessive dick sucking.

I was sucking johnnys dick last night and now i have a dick click!!!!

by backactionhoe July 15, 2014

Click Throat

Getting head from more than one girl at the same time.

"Hey, why dont you and your homegirl come give me some click throat." "Yesterday I fell in love that click throat."

by Willie Willie October 22, 2018

Kitty clicking

When two humans, both of the female sex have sex in a scissoring motion. Synonym for scissoring.

Oh I don’t think those two girls are JUST friends, I think they are kitty clicking too!

by Flakeycasey August 13, 2018

click anxiety

The act of becoming anxious or nervous when trying to click on tiny, closely spaced links. The fear that you will waste precious seconds then either hitting the back button to try again to click the ridiculously small link that you will probably miss again now that you're paranoid about missing it.

I meant to go to page two but clicked on page three, dammit now I'm going to have click anxiety!

by SeanBlader June 16, 2010