owen bennett

O dog is one of the good ones. He has a big smile and heart. He also has a big pooper and dooter. He is also obsessed with stuff animals and has a nice head of hair.

Owen Bennett, o dog, wow you have a nice head of hair it's almost as thick as your pooper. His smile is big, bot not as big as his heart or his stuffed animal collection. He's the best you'll ever have...dooter dooter

by hankthetank123 December 18, 2023

Bennett

a very kind gentle boy. one with faded red hair, blue eyes that you get lost in. he’s incredibly humorous and very sweet. although if you hurt him he will get very toxic but he tries his best to be nice. all the girls love him, he’s tall and skinny. his gentle and kind charm brings a ton of people to him, wether it’s friends or lovers. everyone loves him and tries to be around him. he brings out the best in people and knows how to cheer someone up. i love bennett <3

“he is such a sweetie!”
“he must be a bennett.”

by natb<3 May 7, 2022

bennett

A ginger guy with no soul or taste in jokes due to the fact that he has no soul. He is a guy that loves bugs but never goes outside often, still pretty alright person though

bennett can be annoying but he has his moments at times

by A_guy_named_brayen March 7, 2024

Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

by starterpack February 13, 2025

jason bennett

plat

jason bennett is plat

by afpsgsd[ginooAPMKFJAOF March 18, 2021

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

caitlin bennett

Caitlin Bennett is a sweet girl, she is always there for you no matter what. She would never turn against you.

Boy: Is that Caitlin Bennett?

Girl: Yeah I heard she is really nice let's go say hi.

by Soph1aa December 15, 2020