Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside

"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."

by B agave G March 20, 2020

Amazon girl

A female person, which has every psychological complex from A to Z.

"She is crazy, she is an emotional wreck.
A real Amazon girl.

by arandomperson13 July 5, 2020

Random Amazoning

The art of selecting a group of people in a Amazon Wish list to draw their name to send them a gift

I was random amazoning Robyn as she was one of the random selections in the address book to gift.

by LoveOfMyLife September 6, 2020

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020

Going Amazon

When a girl goes without a bra. (Braless) Which is a play on the mythical Amazonian all female tribes.
The top half version of Going Commando. for girls.

"I'm so jealous of becky, she's only a A-cup, so she's been Going Amazon whenever she wants and not get called a slut."
or
"I love this dress, I'm Going Amazon in it and no one even notices."

by JustAgirl August 27, 2013

Amazon

This place where you can literally find ANYTHING you could ever think of, and a bunch of useless things that nobody ever should've thought of.

AKA 'the zon' 'Amaze-a-zon' 'Amazakhstan' 'Amazwantthat'

Tha's on Amazon? Where you get dat?

by wordybirdie November 23, 2021

Amazon

A platform for online shopping

Let me order socks off of Amazon.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023