survival knife

the knife that you have with you when the shit hits the fan.

Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!

by Chaz2015 November 10, 2015

Knife War

A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.

Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?

Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...

by TheMw2Hater October 7, 2010

Do Knife

To go get high

To go smoke

Yo lets do knife

by Highlive February 11, 2022

Knife bitch

A girl who just loves knifes, usually for the aesthetic. An aggressive feminist who is not afraid to pull a hot pink Hello Kitty knife out on a creepy guy. Is intimidating on the outside, but is the sweetest, most caring person who has like a thousand stuffed animals.

Freind: “hey do you have a knife or something that I can use to open this?”
Knife bitch: *pulls out an Arsenal* “of course”

by Curlycartoon September 7, 2020

Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.

I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?

by Intmd8er March 30, 2015

butt knifing

when someone sits on you and their ass is so flat that the bones in their butt jab you like a knife

natalie: sarah, get off my lap! you’re butt knifing me!
sarah: sorry my ass is non-existent

by Natatouille February 26, 2019

Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick

Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know

by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018