When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.
by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021
by Captain sprayfart October 03, 2019
A stank presentation of yourself. Being confident, yet it comes across as if you haven't showered in days.
by Pseudo Bron Bron June 12, 2012
used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."
Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."
Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."
by i like ur mom March 27, 2022
The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022
by Professor Dusty June 13, 2022
A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.
Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed
by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022