by testie lover October 3, 2022
Get the Jakemug. Jake is pretty fat tbh
by @jakemarco__ October 22, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.
by Varmint110 August 24, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
Get the Jakemug. An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b
Woah jake
by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
Get the Jakemug. by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021
Get the Jakemug.