by Banana 1 March 8, 2016

The state of feeling after consuming three to four cocktails, approximately half a gram of cannabis, and a sizeable meal spread out over the course of an afternoon.
Grace neither wanted to get extremely wasted or high this Saturday, so they compromised and just got thanksgiving drunk.
by Dr. Poop McButt November 25, 2021

Person 1: Hey Dude Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Person 2: Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day To You Too!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Thanksgiving Day is basically the day where you sacrifice a turkey.
Person 2: Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day To You Too!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Thanksgiving Day is basically the day where you sacrifice a turkey.
by That one tall chick named Rae November 19, 2019

by Karl Nickert March 12, 2023

(In the classroom) Teacher: Okay class today will be learning about Thanksgiving!
Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.
Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.
by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019

Some holiday celebrated by Americans that the rest of the world has to suffer through, mostly through the online community.
American: I'm so fat from Thanksgiving
Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you
Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you
by rahrah1989 November 29, 2011

When another male fucks you in the butt using gravy as lube, and proceeds to cum in a bowl, mix the gravy, fecal matter, and semen together, and force feed it to you.
by GHGHNBV July 7, 2016
