telacanetholpie

The decades of combining words uncrontrollably.

The doctors tolled me today that I have “telacanetholpie”.

by Dontwait.itstoolate December 23, 2017

Tellafoosah

The act of stating "the fuck" while bringing inner clarity to your darkside

Boy 1: Hey bruh i just seen your wife out with another man .

(Whispers as he throws his phone across the yard) tellafoosah

by LilMann44500i June 2, 2018

Tellafoosah

The act of stating "the fuck" while bringing inner clarity to your darkside

Boy 1: Hey bruh i just seen your wife out with another man .

(Whispers as he throws his phone across the yard) tellafoosah

by LilMann44500i June 2, 2018

Tellatransported

When someone does some dumb shit and spawns behind you. For example you’re not paying attention and your friend appears behind you when you least expect it. Also the word Tink uses to avoid saying teleported.

“YO HELEN DEAD JUST TELLATRANSPORTED”
“ LMFOAOOOAAOO HE TELLATRANSPORTED”

by Realtrilltinkkkk June 5, 2018

teftagram

Smaller then a microgram. Some dumb female discovered them. Apparently she's the "plug"

You got 80 teftagrams bro?

by Sccfcantholdme February 27, 2018

Telasspathy

When you and another person think and mention the same piece of ass at the same time without it being necessarily in your immediate vicinity.

- Man i run into Korina at the gym and i can't stop thinking about dat ass!
- Dude i was just thinking about dat booty!
- Telasspathy!

by Ergeron June 21, 2019

Tellapatopa

Tell your pa he has a muffin top

Hey your dad needs a bigger shirt, tellapatopa buddy!

by AYYITSDUBY August 6, 2019