Tater party

When your friends come over with tater tots and get naughty on the couch

Bring some ketchup cause it’s gonna be a tater party

by The Turdhammer February 22, 2022

Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs

Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!

by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

tater tom

toming with tater without an ounce of slickness. little did the tomer know but her tater tom was not kept in the down the low. tater is a homosexual.

Maddie t is on tater tom.

by bailey schex July 15, 2022

tater pot

When you make a bowl out of a potato. It works like a charm and all u need is a pen and a potato.

Guy 1: Yo it's ur turn for the potato.
Guy 2: Oh, cool, pass that tater tot over here.
Guy 1: Holy shit dude...tater pot...
Guy 2: Hhahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

by taargüss December 13, 2010

Tater-teeth

When you get taters in yo teeth but you’re too drunk to care

Girl, Those were some good ass fries... you got yourself some tater-teeth.

by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019

Dung Tater

Obscured by the over-used terms, the Dingleberry and the Klingon, the Dung Tater is actually the more common occurrence of having small wads of toilet paper ("TP") fused together with fecal matter ("shit") matted to the hairs of one's anal crackage (the Dingleberry/Klingon is largely believed to be composed of pure fecal matter).

Pimp: Yo bitch! Lick the dingleberries outta my crack if you want more of my cocaine!
Crackwhore: Yo daddy, that ain't a dingleberry, that's a dung tater!
Pimp: How can you tell, m'lady?
Crackwhore: Cuz its nice 'n white and that's allllllright!

by truthandsoul January 7, 2014

Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.

Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!

by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020