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Moral Tampon

someone who's there for you when your astral asshole is leaky
man that guy is really cool, he's my moral tampon
by The MT June 17, 2021
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anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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Nosebleed Tampon

Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.
I feel like giving the Nosebleed Tampon idea a try next time it gets bad.
by Shrexyshrek July 11, 2016
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Road tampon

A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia
Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy
by Ar_hunter March 31, 2022
mugGet the Road tamponmug.

period no tampon

to add emphasis to a point that was made, but even more than periodt.
Girl she was a MESS, period no tampon.
by nerdynanny October 14, 2021
mugGet the period no tamponmug.

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz
I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020
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texas tampon

When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag
Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.
by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017
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