Taking Your Grandma to Applebee's

Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend

Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!

by applebee's23 December 8, 2010

taking the log to the beaver

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.

"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"

by asjghaergtywurtysryqer February 26, 2009

Taking My Talents to South Beach

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)

Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?

by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

Taking My Talents to South Beach

to betray, to defect

Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.

<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

by piximon July 10, 2010

Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

Taking the kids to the pool

Meaning after you have intercourse and the man cums in the woman she goes to urinate as the cum drips out usually

Amber told me she was taking the kids to the pool

by Marleybarbie98 April 27, 2022

Taking the kids to Galveston

When one has a wet dream whilst there is diarrhea in their drawls.

Bro, I couldn't believe the sight I saw this morning. Just another day, taking the kids to Galveston.

by Doodlebap August 3, 2025