Taint Turner

A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.

Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.

by Rimmy Jimmy March 13, 2014

taint chain

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.

My taint chain goes hard

by Bufonics January 4, 2018

taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

taint knot

When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.

oh shit I forgot to trim my gooch. I am rockin some mean taint knots.

by grizzlyAdam August 12, 2006

taint meat

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass

by super_grover August 28, 2003

Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.

While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!

by Cronus29 December 7, 2011

cork taint

The musky taste of wine that went bad. As if someone rubbed the cork on their taint before corking the bottle.

This wine has some cork taint, it smells like my hookup last weekend.

by Broteins December 16, 2017