taint snapper

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.

Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Taint stank

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.

DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."

by GAActor June 7, 2010

taint paster

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.

hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.

by heil hitla June 3, 2010

Cubicle Taint

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.

I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.

by Matt and Blaine December 10, 2010

Taint Tugger

A person who tugs on another person's taint. Taint tugging is generally considered an act of sexual harassment in most societies.

"That Taint Tugger! He tugged my taint. Now it's as sore as slut in a cactus field."

by Lance Wackerle November 29, 2011

Taint Turner

A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.

Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.

by Rimmy Jimmy March 13, 2014

taint chain

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.

My taint chain goes hard

by Bufonics January 4, 2018