Taff

a Taff is someone from Wales. See Paddy

Ay, get out of here you Taffs!

by Craig June 15, 2004

Taffet

Dumbfounded; being unaware of what is going on.

That guy had a taffet expression on his face; he obviously had no idea what was going on.

by bakke1192 April 7, 2011

Toffee Nosed Twat

Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.

Have you heard that bitter toffee nosed twat?

I fucking hate andy gray the toffee nosed twat!

by Scouse Mouse October 14, 2009

Tawfeeq

A twat who strangles 11 year olds and obliterates supreme backpack as well as this he has the touch of an Egyptian goddess

Be careful year 7 child, a tawfeeq approaches...

by Haseebthesexylad October 6, 2019

Sticky toffee pudding

Where a man comes into a woman's belly button, then either he,- or another person who is involved in a threesome - sucks it out and swallows it.

Mate, after our light lunch i was still hungry so me, Shelly and Dave went back to my house and had a sticky toffee pudding

by bates789 March 31, 2009

No-Laffy Taffy

The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.

Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."

Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."

Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."

by -Mike Ryan- January 9, 2008

Tiffers

a sexy beast everyone wants to fuck with nice sexy GORGEOUS HAIR we love and skinny perf legs

She's so Tiffers
Tiffers- too perfect to exist

by Tiffertr0n September 20, 2018