"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."
by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013
Get the Ground Squirrelmug. Ground work, aka, laying the foundations, is the process of developing an early stage relationship between two attracted persons in order to pursue a person for sexual activities and/or a relationship
person a; "So whats happening with you and rebecca?
Person b; "Not much at the moment, I've been laying down some good ground work, so hopefully it'll (sex) happen soon
person a; "What do you mean?"
person b; "Sent her a few cheeky texts and I speak to her on facebook alot"
Person b; "Not much at the moment, I've been laying down some good ground work, so hopefully it'll (sex) happen soon
person a; "What do you mean?"
person b; "Sent her a few cheeky texts and I speak to her on facebook alot"
by Absolutegrafter December 17, 2011
Get the Ground workmug. Noun
A place where impotent rage about a democratically elected president is deposited via snarky self-indulgent slang, typically invented by complete idiots.
A place where impotent rage about a democratically elected president is deposited via snarky self-indulgent slang, typically invented by complete idiots.
by IQuarent August 9, 2017
Get the Trumping Groundsmug. A military term used for a female soldier who sleeps around a fair bit. Related to the inflatable or foam mats used in the field, she is often under found a male soldier.
"Did you see the ground mattress in the other platoon?"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"
by Dickie613 February 10, 2009
Get the Ground Mattressmug. (V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
by Buzkill625 March 19, 2017
Get the ground-poundingmug. A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.
Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.
Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.
Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?
Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....
I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!
Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....
I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!
by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010
Get the natural groundingmug. A popular video game manuver, involving slamming one's ass into the floor. Also called the butt-bounce
by Blaster 2.5 May 11, 2006
Get the Ground poundmug.