An unpleasant female who thinks she's a house-wife. Known to collect crotch-fruit from multiple sources and nests in trailers. Moos when frightened.
He borrowed his mom's car to fuck that house cow, all the while her boyfriend was gone at work in her truck.
by SandyButtCheeks April 27, 2019
by JMSMUTHAH May 27, 2013
by Full Metal Moo Cow July 02, 2006
one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.
Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
by D3RTYS4NCH3Z July 30, 2008
by Cyaxares February 05, 2019
Common name for Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), a cattle disease that causes the brain to waste away. It takes about 4-7 years for cattle to show symptoms of the disease after being exposed to it, but once symptoms become visible the cattle die within weeks. One way this disease is spread is by feeding the meat from infected cattle to other cattle (meat from infected sheep may also cause the disease). OTHER ANIMALS...IE, FISH CAN NOT GET THIS DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the mad cow was angry
by johnathinssss May 04, 2007
a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.
by D G FELLA January 09, 2009