The feeling of taking a massive shit as soon as you wake up due to consuming large amounts of munchies and alcohol the night before.
Ahh dude, my stomach was hurting so bad this morning, had to take the biggest morning mudslide ever. No more beers for me.....
by Seabass320 September 24, 2011

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.
by thekre July 18, 2011

(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"
by quizwhiz April 6, 2010

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.
morning mahogany
guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?
guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.
guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.
guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?
guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.
guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.
by the urbster September 16, 2010

Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?
“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”
“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”
by Knifeindaback May 14, 2021

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by big.cock September 16, 2017
