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Morning Minute

Minutes that actually last 30 secs. Especially when you are running late in the morning.
(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"
by quizwhiz April 6, 2010
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Morning Snout

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.
Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.
by The Babber October 7, 2019
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Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
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morning mahogany

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.
morning mahogany

guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?

guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.

guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.
by the urbster September 16, 2010
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Eris Morn

A fictional character in Destiny 2. She has no eyes and likes to spout random language.
Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?

“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
Eggshell
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock
by Knifeindaback May 14, 2021
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morning forest

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together
i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.
by big.cock September 16, 2017
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misty morning

Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"
by Cuntcave February 8, 2017
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