muff burger

A tasty snack of the female flavour

I love chewing on your muff burger

by SJ January 12, 2004

Poo Muff

Poo Muff- An individual who has bits of poo in their pubic hair

Is often cited as a reason to turn down sexual intercourse

I was going to have sex with her....until I saw she had Poo muff

by Johnny Fonatine January 23, 2011

muff-diving

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

muff floss

when you givehead to a guy or a girl and their pubes get stuck between your teeth

have you been muff flossing?

by robysta March 14, 2003

Muff jedi

One who is a master in muff

Steve is the next muff jedi

by King Saviola May 12, 2004

Muff Uniform

-Uggs and a black North Face fleece on a girl
-Usually seen traveling in packs

-Common among sorority gals

Eric: Whats your muff count today?
Mike: I saw 23 today
Kevin: You would think a muff wouldn't want to wear the same Muff Uniform as all her friends.

Eric: They travel in packs for safety

by Japfar March 5, 2010

Muff Tap

1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.

2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.

1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.

2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.

by Thedrizzle77 November 26, 2009