active voice

This is a grammar term that pseudo-intellectuals claim needs to be adhered to in all circumstances. Yet, there are a multitude of circumstances in which the passive voice would be clearer to the listen/reader and would make more sense to use.

active voice: Jon stabbed Alan.

passive voice: Alan was stabbed by Jon.

by Benjamin Washington February 13, 2009

voice texter

Someone who is over the age of 40, uses the term “millennial” overtly, and whines about technology constantly.

My dad is a voice texter, because he is unaware that he looks like a twat in public talking into his phone saying “period” every time he needs to end a sentence.

by fuckdenmark April 21, 2019

Head voice

Inner monologue voice you use to talk to yourself.

I don’t know why but my head voice has always been Morgan Freeman’s plangent speech pattern.

by DoomFather July 15, 2018

Voice Texting

Using text monikers such as LOL, OMG, ROFLMAO, and others during an actual conversation with another person

Janet: OMG, can you believe it? I mean LOL thats just too funny IMO

Karen: God, please stop Voice Texting me and use your real words

by Honeybearks October 5, 2011

voiced freedoms

A term used to describe the ability of individuals to freely express thoughts, opinions, and beliefs without fear of cancel culture or mob rule.

It is important to Express or voiced freedoms!

by Type2GenomeManiac January 4, 2023

Wine Voice

When somebody, typically an adult, talks in a different voice after having multiple glasses of wine.

“Mom how many glasses of wine did you have last night?”- James

“Oh honey I only had one glass last night”- mom

“Bullsh*t mom, I could hear your Wine Voice the second you started talking”-James

by Jwray all day March 8, 2019

voice bombed

When a bystander intentionally yells a profanity that is picked up and inserted in your text message while you are doing a voice to txt on your phone.

Example: Kareem voice bombed me by yelling "fart" while I was using Siri to text Suzy.

by Toorets April 13, 2014