Jewish Standard Time

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.
Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?
by Sgt. I.M. Nobody October 05, 2008
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danielle standard time

The time a "Danielle" will actually turn up.

Also known as DST
" I thought we said we were meeting at 3, where's Danielle"
" She's on DST, Danielle Standard Time"
by The other Danielle October 11, 2013
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One Night Standards

The physical qualities of a person required to engage in a one night stand with said person.
"What do you think of that girl?"
"Eh, she's alright. Not relationship worthy, but she meets my one night standards."
by Levasaurus Rex January 17, 2013
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self-sufficiency standard

(ECONOMICS) an alternative metric of poverty; used instead of the poverty level by some researchers.

Developed as a superior alternative to the federal poverty level to estimate the income required for families to pay for their basic needs. Computed at the county level, the SSS takes into account the costs of food, housing, health insurance, childcare, transportation, taxes, and other basic expenses, with component values varying across more than 70 different family types. SSS wages have been calculated to date for all counties in 35 states and the District of Columbia.
Usually people are not concerned by reports of the large numbers of people living below the poverty level, because they assume it just means poor people have to tighten their belts.

The self-sufficiency standard (SSS), if explained, should change this. If a person's wages are below the SSS, then she is not only not making enough to meet her current needs, she's not making enough to preserve her ability to earn what little she has.
by Primus Intra Pares July 16, 2010
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standard form

Standard form is a way of writing down very large or very small numbers easily. Ex. 2x-3y=-9 is written in standard form
How do you rewrite 2/3 x+ 3 into standard form?
by mynameisdeppression September 18, 2018
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The Hamilton Standard

An unimaginable and unattainable prestige of pilot that consist of having all knowledge and experience of aviation. Only the elite of Hamilton decedents can obtain such an honor. This standard allows you to have special privileges, a desire for dramatic situations, and an attention span only matched by small insects.
George: "I wish I had an extended deadline on our aviation test."
Jimmy: "You could if you were as successful as Greg, he is part elite in The Hamilton Standard."

Tim: "My father flys for Delta, I guess I can be within The Hamilton Standard."
Dexter: "False."

Mark: "I'm pretty sure I like girls."
Will: "Then you obiviously arn't in The Hamilton Standard."
by KeetTacular December 05, 2009
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Ice Cream Standard

Similar to a double standard meaning that someone thinks that they can live/(do things) one way but believes that others can not do the same thing. This term is used almost exclusively when dealing with food
Nathan:"Did you eat that entire box of cookies because i wanted some"
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard
by quickfire14 February 24, 2013
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