afro patch

an exorbitant amount of pubic hair that has congregated in the area above the genitalia

I better take care of my AFRO PATCH before i Wesley snipe this bitch tonight.

by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012

ratchet patch

The new tramp stamp tattoo located on a female's rib cage that is usually a crooked inspirational message.

Bro I think I should get tested. That girl last night had a ratchet patch.

by RJym July 29, 2018

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 09, 2011

Saddle patch

Slang for butthole

Do not put your finger in my saddle patch

by Kate peddle July 14, 2019

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve April 06, 2016

Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016

z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me September 06, 2008