Greasy Frog

The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room

Man I tried to give Skyler a Greasy Frog last night. But my dick kept slipping out

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016

greasy grumbler

a crude term for female genitals when either unclean or aroused.

p1:dude
p2:what?
p1:yo mommas got one heck of a greasy grumbler!
p2:shit man.

by curry.8 May 13, 2009

Greasy Drew

Greasy Drew (n,adj) : an Andrew that only comes alive on the weekend. This state of grease typically comes after a bit of alcohol and can be noticed through actions such as slurring his words, or getting a bit handsy with the gender of his choice. A greasy drew is often seen studying hard during the week and blacking out on the weekend.

I always thought Andrew was such a nerd, but after seeing him last weekend I know that he is just a Greasy Drew.

by Natty Frank October 22, 2020

greasy tony

A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks

Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off

by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017

Greasy grippers

Hands, generally those that are particularly greasy, sweaty, or generally slimy.

Don’t even think about touching my hair with your greasy grippers

by Rock bipity bottom June 21, 2022

Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.

Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?

by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019