Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter
Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!
by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018
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K-Derby

Noun: An abbreviation for Kentucky Derby,
A marijuana smoking game where you take a drag by preferred method of inhalation (joint, blunt, bowl, bong, vaporizer, etc..) as you are leaving your place of residence, you hold in the smoke until you arrive at your vehicle.

Warning: It is possible to pass out, so remember your consciousness is more important than winning the game. If you're a loser, that is.
Smoker #1: "Hey...wanna go get some t-bell?"
Smoker #2: "Obviously, do you wanna k-derby this dude?"
Smoker #1: "Absolutely, fantastic idea if I do say so myself. Off we go then."
by k@thyl& July 31, 2010
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roller derby

A very religious sport played by girls and women of various sexualities.
What’s the guy counterpart of roller derby?
by JeffyFanatic5000 June 08, 2024
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Brown derby

Scoring 4 goals in an ice hockey game.
Chris: Sakic has 7 goals
Mike : 1 more makes a double brown derby!
by Jersey716 March 05, 2022
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derby county

the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY
Holy fuck derby county have won again.
by ifookinglovekenzogoudmijn December 26, 2024
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Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.
I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.
by Fluffaroo November 02, 2019
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Down and Derby

Down and derby
During a foursome, swingers or couples swap. Placing the females side by side in a doggy style position. Their lovers /counterparts grab their hair/ponytail (s) from behind, after they have entered. Begin riding as if you are in the "Kentucky derby" seeing who gets to the "finish line" first. Slap your ladies ass and exclaim faster. Hold on tight
Hearing the trumpet play at the Kentucky derby reminded me of the time we went "down and derby" with that couple from Philadelphia. Gotta have better odds of finishing first.
by Donkeypunch2 March 16, 2022
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