A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.
Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"
Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"
Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"
Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"
Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"
Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"
Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"
by Flippy55 June 28, 2010
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by Waldoski November 28, 2007
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An uncommon yet effective wrestling move in which the tamer makes a "thumbs-up" with one hand and forcefully rams his opposable digit into the anus of the the tamee. This maneuver often causes a painful sphincteral contraction resulting in stunning the opponent and allowing a split second to either escape submission or get the adversary in an inescapable hold.
One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.
One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.
by B to the Tizzle September 22, 2007
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by gnostic3 January 1, 2015
Get the two-timer mug.The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."
People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.
People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.
Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....
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Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"
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