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All-Timers Disease

A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.
Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"

Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"

Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"

Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"
by Flippy55 June 28, 2010
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Old timer

When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.
He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.
by Waldoski November 28, 2007
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Lion Tamer

An uncommon yet effective wrestling move in which the tamer makes a "thumbs-up" with one hand and forcefully rams his opposable digit into the anus of the the tamee. This maneuver often causes a painful sphincteral contraction resulting in stunning the opponent and allowing a split second to either escape submission or get the adversary in an inescapable hold.

One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.
We were certain Keith had won the match until Kevin unexpectedly performed the lion tamer.
by B to the Tizzle September 22, 2007
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two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.
by gnostic3 January 1, 2015
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old timer's disease

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.
Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....
by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016
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free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.
Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"
by Ink Spot Mike and Wife December 26, 2008
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Tamer Brad

Tamer Brad is a person who is that much more awesome than you. His style is unique, and many arrogant bastards call it gay. He wears makeup and dark colours, but in no way is gothic because Black and Blue are his favourite colours. Also Purple, so you may come to think that he is a bit more feminine than most other guys. He acts feminine for fun at times and that adds to his style. He is extremely smart and can prove his comments in a debate. If he loses the arguement, he can understand, but of course, this happens rarely. He is a big fan of Gackt, but does not strive to become a copy of him because Brad understands that he should be himself. He can be a bastard at times, but of course, again, he admits it. Brad is sexy and I am probably wrong about quite a bit of this, but nonetheless, hopefully, close to the truth.
BRAD IS SEXY because he is unique, good looking, and has the personality to back it all up.
by Kouji Wada December 15, 2004
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