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Tater-teeth

When you get taters in yo teeth but you’re too drunk to care
Girl, Those were some good ass fries... you got yourself some tater-teeth.
by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019
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tater tatz

by fuckyoubitxh March 18, 2017
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Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs
Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!
by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017
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Tater-slappin’

The noise made by the balls or “taters” banging against the dirt box during doggy style or anal sex.
Jesus man don’t hassle me, I wasn’t smacking Jennifer around in there, what you heard was pure tater-slappin’ in the height of passion!!
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
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Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!
by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020
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Tater Quaker

When someone puts your balls in their mouth and violently blows
Hey bro, I just got the best tater Quaker of my life in the bathroom
by Officialnwrd September 14, 2020
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Taters for mom

A simile used when something is extraordinarily good. Can be used by itself as well.
“That steak was tastier than taters for mom!”

- “Did you watch the new Tarantino film?”
- “Yeah, that shit was taters for mom!”
by Spumgus October 7, 2020
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