Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold

I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?

by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006

swaranjali

Swaranjali is a girl who likes to play with a guys emotions

Swaranjali also means confused

She is treating me like a typical swaranjali

by Holy_blyat_69 October 31, 2018

team shwaring

The act of two or more persons each passing a poop together in the shower, then simultaneously smushing the poop down the drain together.

When Joe went to visit Jenna, they decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level, so they went to shower and tried team shwaring.

by Shwarpoop February 1, 2009

Shwarde Down

To Sleep

I am a little tired, i think i shall get some shwarde down.

by Rich Skynner March 23, 2004

swargling

The act of swallowing jizz without removing the penis from one's mouth.

Man, my lover is great at swargling. I love getting head from him/her because my penis stays warm inside his/her mouth.

by Member 248791 October 21, 2016

Ranked Skywars

Hypixel. Currently the top Server in the, "Blockgame". Consisting of one of the most heart wrenching, powerful experiences you'll ever find. Deep role play enriched, with its large inviting community, this server is far from dead.

The main Prize of the Server, the vassel to its success.. Ranked.. Skywars. Imagine this! Battling away with your friends grinding up the ranks! This server is the reason why people play.. Minecraft, this gamemode is the reason we live...

Player number 1: "Finally, I am level 25 I can play Ranked Skywars!"

Player number 2: " FUCK YOU DUDE YOU'RE PROBABLY A HACKING FAGGOT KYSSSS"

by straight black male June 3, 2018

shwarve

it is derived from the word suave but since it is spelt incorrectly i decided to make up my own version. it means, kind of groovy and cool, hip and wanted by all. so to be shwarve, is the ultimate.

Hey dude, your looking very shwarve today.

Cheers mate, but not as shwarve as that girl over there!

by shaggy January 12, 2006