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East Stroudsburg South

the dumbass school that sold a $62,000 trailer for $1 on eBay. Good job Rachael Heath!
Person 1:Did you hear about that trailer at East Stroudsburg South?
Person 2: Hell yeah, what a bunch of dumbasses!
by Waffuhl August 5, 2009
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Due South

An awesome 90's Canadian TV show about a Mountie in Chicago who's friends with a deaf half-wolf and Chicago cop Ray Vecchio, and who talks to his dead father. Very Pythonesque in nature, the series ran for four seasons and starred Paul Gross, David Marciano, and Callum Keith Rennie. Canadian actor Leslie Nielsen was a frequent guest star as well.
From Due South:
"Constable Benton Fraser, Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of my father and, for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, have remained, attached as a liaison with the Canadian consulate."
by Eliza D. May 28, 2006
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South Sac

The worst part of Sacramento,it has a history of gang violence and shootings ever since crack cocaine was introduced in 1986.The bloods and crips moved into South Sac in the 1980's and they started new gangs.There is also alot of Norteno gangs from South Sac
by Nafioso June 3, 2008
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south lyon high school

A school where everyone is super judgmental. Mostly white school yet half the boys try to act like thugs because they smoke weed and wear designer brands. This school thrives on talking shit about other people and all people talk about is others. If you don’t wear designer or talk a lot of shit and do drugs you will not fit in to this school. South Lyon High School is one of two high schools in South Lyon and is known as the better school.
“hey there’s South Lyon high school!” “Oh yeah the whitest school in the state full of drugs and the most snobbish judgmental people!”
by southlyonexposed October 21, 2017
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South Side Serpents

A biker gang in the South side of Riverdale and Archie comics
Betty: Did you here that Jug became a South Side Serpents?
Archie: Really?!?!?!?!
by Daddy 5.0 January 25, 2018
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Southernectomy

A strenuous, hopeless attempt to remove abject ignorance--thinking borne out of systematic and pervasive, life-long misinformation, confirmation bias and offensive, contemptible ideology--found almost exclusively below the Mason-Dixon Line.
The Southernectomy failed! We simply couldn't save her from herself. She will remain forever enslaved by the failed, backward-thinking, knuckle-dragging mentality of bible-belt ideology.
by YAWA May 23, 2018
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southern belle

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
(Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern women know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer

Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!

Southern belle's are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!
A few perfect southern belle's are:

Scarlet O'Harah
Melanie Hampton
All the ladies off of Steel Magnolias
by Southern belle #1 June 11, 2006
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