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Nemotional support

Da therapeutic nurturing dat you claim to receive from your pet clownfish so dat you can bring him along wif you in a fishbowl to locales where pets are not usually allowed.
Most establishments accept my assertion dat I need to bring my small orange-and-white shiny-finned buddy along for Nemotional support; they merely ask dat I put a cover on da fishbowl so dat I don't accidentally spill water on da floor.
Nemotional support by QuacksO March 17, 2021

Morel support 

To trip sit your friend on magic mushroom is to provide "morel support".

It is a play on words combining morel mushrooms and moral support.
Guy #1: hey I'm gonna trip on shrooms this Friday and listen to Portishead
Guy #2: I'll be there if you need some morel support
Morel support by bob von bobson April 27, 2021

Child Support Whore 

A woman who INTENTIONALLY gets knocked up by several unwitting guys so she can collect child support from them to pocket without spending a penny on one of her kids.
What are these child support whores going to do once they get too old to have anymore kids and all their kids are all grown up?

emotional support frat boy 

a member of a fraternity that is near and dear to your heart. usually said by a teenage girl regarding an older guy. even though they’re too old for you and kind of ugly and annoying, you can’t help but fall in love. also written as the acronym ESFB.
girl 1: we need somebody to buy us alc
girl 2: hm, let me ask my emotional support frat boy, i think he’s back in town

Emotional Support Simp 

Emotional support simps are a crafty lot. Typically they only pursue emotionally vulnerable women already in a relationship who they may have had some previous association with from the past. Emotional Support Simps will allow the hurt woman to vent to them for hours on end and try to craft scenarios and ideas in their head about their relationship.
Emotional support simps have one goal in mind - to look not like a regular simp who is thirsting but rather just a “supportive friend” with the sole intention on getting a girl to break up so he can smash and dash.
Their typical season for activity is late summer early when the cards of life are being reshuffled.
Emotional support simps originated in the Cedar Rapids Iowa location and have quickly spread throughout the country.
Emotional support simps though crafty and will try to cause division in others relationship are typically fearful of most things and people. They are not physically intimidating nor impressive in any other aspects of life. An emotional support simp will only target emotionally and mentally vulnerable victims as to leverage what little power and influence they actually have over people in a more fragile state.
They are narcissistic manipulators in their own right and are to be avoided
Did you hear about Dylan? He pretended to be Amys friend for 2 months and then dropped a let’s hook up line on her. That’s some long term emotional support simp dedication right there

“Careful guy, it’s Pady emotional support simp season, your girls high school friend she’s venting to doesn’t actually care about being her friend. Trust me I grew up with him he’s a slime”

Egg Support 

When you ask a mortar man for supporting fire and he uses eggs as ammunition.
Egg Support by Crack Sparrow October 22, 2023