Stumpy

a common name of footless penguins who live in the U.S.

stumpy is short because she has no feet

by Scuffy March 7, 2003

stumpy

#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."

" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"

by finx July 14, 2007

stumpy vig

a real cheeky cunt

aw you stumpy vig

by the real stumpy June 16, 2017

Simpy

When someone simps for you but you don’t simp back

He’s just my simpy

by Lina232 July 11, 2020

simpy

When you've simped so much you've become elite to fuck any thot, dude, sheman , the whole new sexual wave. This name is godly for anyone who beholds this is a confirmed real nigga. If you know someone with this name you're a real nigga by association.

Simpy come bless my booty!!!

by simpLLUMINATI May 7, 2018

damn skimpy

Insult. Someone who is lacking street credibility, props, juice, etc. Uncool or slow in style and fashion. Not a player.

That's right damn skimpy, you can't get with me. I'll run the whole track and leave ya three laps back!

by Ken Barrett September 17, 2003

senorita stumpy

A girl with short(stumpy) legs who looks or is Mexican, and is a master at giving head.

guy one: "Hey did you hang with senorita stumpy last night?"

guy two: "Yeah dude shes the master of head!"

by Laura aka senorita stumpy and grace. June 15, 2008